vinebox:

When you wake up and think you’re late for school

(Source: vinebox)

kammartinez:

Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.

Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.

magicpawed:

ghost puns are the BOO diggety 

magicpawed:

ghost puns are the BOO diggety 

msh30:

team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

clarkethesharkmacarthur:


Clarke MacArthur apologizes to Sens fans after the team’s 3-1 loss to the Oilers

If you don’t love Clarke MacArthur you’re wrong.

clarkethesharkmacarthur:

Clarke MacArthur apologizes to Sens fans after the team’s 3-1 loss to the Oilers

If you don’t love Clarke MacArthur you’re wrong.

charmingminipigs:

Available male #pig #piggy #piglet #pigstagram #pigaspets #pigsforsale #pigsofinstagram #minipig #charmingminipigs

charmingminipigs:

Available male #pig #piggy #piglet #pigstagram #pigaspets #pigsforsale #pigsofinstagram #minipig #charmingminipigs

intensional:

I feel so betrayed right now

intensional:

I feel so betrayed right now

frlcker:

do u ever forget to sleep or eat or drink water or something and ur like “oh shit yeah I need that to live”

(Source: studip)

devidsketchbook:

GORGEOUS OWLS DRAWINGS BY JOHN PUSATERI

Born in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, John Pusateri moved to New York in 1997 to study fine arts at Syracuse University where he received his BFA (hons) in 2001. In 2004, Pusateri moved to New Zealand to undertake a Master of Fine Arts degree at the Elam School of Fine Arts, University of Auckland. Pusateri currently teaches in the Department of Architecture at Unitec New Zealand while continuing to make his own artwork. He has exhibited in numerous exhibitions in the USA, Canada, Costa Rica, England, Japan, and New Zealand.

schuckthetruckup:

ringokotomi:

Do authors cry when they kill the best character or do they smile, laugh and have a cup of tea with satan

the difference between jk rowling and george rr martin 

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baconsloth:

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

had the opportunity and fucking seized it

Get to Know: Emma Watson (insp)

(Source: emmacdwatson)